Me too me too me too me too! Right down to the number.

Tossing.

I've seen six that aren't comedy specials or Too Many Cooks. Oof baboof.

Mom and Dad are fighting again… :/

Yeah, for one week there I did almost nothing but watch movies. That was nice but completely impractical and irresponsible. But fun! Then I had to get back to work. I work from home in the winter doing exciting freelance transcription stuff so it really doesn't matter when I work, just as long as I get something done.…

I was going to just rank the "Before"s as one item, especially since I watched them in one sitting so now they're even more inextricably linked. But if I had to pick which one I'd like to sit down and watch now—that's the order I ranked them in. I love them almost exactly equally, like my children (cats).

Good to hear! There was no way I wasn't watching it, anyway.

p.s. I'm 99% sure I watched more movies this month than I did all of last year. And in December I'm going to try to watch 100 movies.

That sounds like the nastiest shit of all time and I like fruity beers and radlers and stuff.

I like Thanksgiving!
I'm really trying to keep liking it, anyway! The majority of things that have gone wrong in my personal life in the last six or seven years have insisted on happening right around Thanksgiving, and tainting it by association, but damned if I don't try to keep the faith. Thanksgiving gets short…

Russian teacake, motherfuckers.

Aw heck! High five, good sir.

I think I have five coats now and a fairly high turnover of gloves, mittens, hats, and scarves every few years. I've recently embraced the winter garb as an outlet for fashion and not simply a way to avoid frostbite. The shallow novelty of finding the beanie that expresses who I really am will stave off my becoming a…

I mean, I guess I understand if they don't. I envy them for it.

I just got a ticket for a parking violation in front of my building. This is a fascinating tale that commences now. I have a garage stall but I am parked on the street 90% of the time in nice weather. Of course, the weather is no longer nice, but of late, I was still parking on the street, and the reason for this is a…

Florida, right?

Downvoted :(

I appreciate that fact about you and your general interest in the world at large !

Not a lot of people realize that Fargo is a documentary.

"I am developing a mild fascination with Minnesota."
-said no one ever…until right now