Also, how this is relevant to someone's untimely death, I'm not sure.

Dr. Spinachleaf weighs in

Are you just deliberately obtuse, or what?

Maybe a little. 
A couple weeks or months ago or something I was surprised to learn that Ingrid Bergman was Isabella Rosselini's mother. And there have been many other such cases.

Fucking fuck.

No, it's just like Swedish if you were pronouncing everything with a potato in your mouth.

I am unable to make the connection between angsty kidults, EW writers and editors, and the viewership of So You Think You Can Dance, a link which is apparently really vivid to this commenter. It is almost as if this person just shat out a bunch of random things that annoyed them, things which have precious little to…

The place where you live looks very beautiful and very terrifying.

TOMATO
BANANA PEPPER
ANY PEPPER
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR "NO FRUIT" EDICT AND SHOVE IT. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU MEANT A CULINARY FRUIT AND NOT A BOTANICAL ONE.

Yes, if by "we," you mean "I, for some crazy fucking reason."

Basil. Banana pepper. Pineapple. Mushrooms. Crazy taco hybrid pizza with like black beans and tomatoes and some of your crazy vegan dairy and shit?

Huh.

Have you been shaped by a religious upbringing AND WHAT WERE THEY? Do you have any religious beliefs today?  Are you afraid of death?

I wouldn't expect anything less.

The 21st century's "The Eagle has landed."

Well, it was your dog!

You could always devote more than one adjective to the experience of banging Jesus all night long.

Fell in, pushed, I mean — they're just words.

I am surrounded by states that allow you to buy things that explode and/or leave the ground. (I don't know how many there are in total but at least two.) It makes me feel like a child watching my older siblings hog all the fun: playing chicken with the rival gang across town, cooking meth, getting pregnant at a bus…

Our arms are kind of crooked like Barbie's, at our sides at all times.