I saw about half of it for the first time last year and found it rather painful to sit through. So I went and did something else.

Snowmania presents "I think your Facebook status update is stupid," and she says this as someone who posts eight updates a day about her cats:

SPOILER ALERT >:(

LASTING LEGACY OF "DON'T TASE ME, BRO": In Devo's "Don't Shoot (I'm a Man)," they sing "Don't tase me, bro" at the end.

The Giver!!!

Rimshot. Only not really cuz it's true. Can you do that?

But then it ended improbably happily with pig babies, so.

But then it made LESS SENSE to me as it progressed?

I liked it because I liked Eternal Sunshine and this was just like that but with worms and more obfuscation!

Huh, the translation I've always seen for Minnesota has been "land of sky-tinted water," which I always interpreted as a clear sky. Not cloudy.

In the fall, I'm probably going to watch all the TV I could have been watching now, like Mad Men and Hannibal.

I am so sorry, glaz. I can't imagine how hard this is for you and your friends. It sounds like you have the support of IRL friends now and I hope this nutty place provides some solace and I just wish you the best through this.

Maaaaan, you should see my FB inbox. Nothing but, "Snow, pick me some strawberries. Snow, lobster thighs."

Me and probably no less than like 20 million people have been meaning to watch the Sopranos, and I feel kinda ghoulish starting now, but you know.

Father's Day. Mother's Day.
Maybe it's not strictly logical, but, like, precedent? I don't know. I'm just throwing that out to help people sleep at night.

Lots.

What is your soil pH? 
That's a very personal question, I know.

I've had those. It's when I tell men I'm pregnant to keep them around for a while longer.

Hey Kiddo.

Dude, I think you're confused about how Twitter works!!!!!!