The thought of us all rendered as slightly dead-eyed, disproportionate watercolors in the distinct hand of Mr. Richie Tenenbaum makes me very happy.

Of all things to harp on…

I do. HMPH!!!!!!

Me too! Paranoid high five.

Oh god, I've never actually seen a picture. That looks awful.

When Troy's phone went off, I briefly thought it was my phone. That's how inimitably cool I am, me and the scores of other fans who have that exact same ringtone.

Huh, that map did look kind of Marauderesque.

Well, personally I'm always a little disappointed when I realize that you're not leaving enthusiastic updates about poi.

and influence raptors

This is a stirring tale that captures the humanity of the beast as well as the bestiality of the man (;) ;) ;) ;)), incisively narrated by Pulp. I give it three sharply curved velociraptor claws up.

But you're not an asshole about it!

I know it's been suggested before, but couldn't we just move the actual relevant episode discussion there and keep the madness here?

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY CHRIS

I only JUST discovered that they had Criterion titles on there, a handful of them free, so I started my viewing with "I Married a Witch. " NATURALLY.

We should do it again and you should join. 
I was really having fun but I am too tired to continue and now almost everyone has disbanded for bed already.

Then speak to us in the universal language of music, or read some erotica, or the instructions on the back of a fire extinguisher!

I made a recording of myself listening to this for the first time, because I figured it would be soooo edifying, but it's good that I accidentally recorded over it, because the veritable vomit of laugh-sobs was too disturbing to be heard by other humans.

Waait, so there is a version of him singing Baby Boomer Santa?

I especially liked the last line.

If you want to hear the fuzziest recording of my voice imaginable, here you go