With that revelation, I suddenly feel as if my life is a lie.

There was plenty of sentiment in Jack and Liz's relationship.

I didn't realize she was singing actual words.

That was complete perfection.

I like that they got the acronyms and everything.

IS IT TOO LATE TO TRY?

That was Katrina Bowden at LAX asking if Jenna needed a wheelchair, right? I hope so, because, awesome.

And what a beautifully sanctimonious tone of bitchery they struck with the Gotham Moms blog. Just like 99% of all parenting conversations on the internet.

Oh boy, Jack's speech about that word from the yacht.

I regret to inform you that no one gives two shits about what you think.

You're going away now, right?

THANK YOU. I'M SURE WE WILL.

LET PEOPLE FEEL THINGS FOR THE END OF AN ERA, ROOBLES

Huh, Chris Matthews really liked Silver Linings Playbook. He liked it so much, Bradley Cooper is going to stick around for two segmentson his show. Chris emphasizes: he never does this with his guests. That's how much he loved SLP.

Is it supposed to be hilarious?

Start spelling his own name wrong to him and see if he gets the message.

Now I'M the last one.

To stop that monster 1-2-3
There's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
It's got Liz Lemon's guarantee
(Guarantee void at NBC)
Just don't look!
Just don't look!

My favorite part was the comment's total irrelevance.

Becomes?