Thanks to your comment, I am listening to Willis Earl Beal's album right now. I enjoy it greatly. Couldn't sound more different from Channel Orange, though, which I also greatly enjoyed. Why can't we have them both, oh god?

I started watching it one day, but it seemed like a lot of gross stuff was being expelled out of that gypsy lady and onto that girl so I stopped.

Hear, hear regarding "real" sex. The No Name letter writer and anyone who thinks the essence of "real sex" is part A going into part B rather than the intimacy of the acts themselves is too immature to be engaging in any of it. And No Name is a damn adult, as are, I'm sure, many others who subscribe to this general…

Man, No Name has a breathtakingly meaningless definition of virginity.

Kuwait, there must be more….

Not to mention they don't have pipe charms, let alone ones of that size, at least that I'm aware of. So really it's quite smart.

But only tangentially (if that) because it leads to fewer molested children. THANKS, B.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, he's the Charlie Browniest.

Yes, that's it. Once again you know me better than I know myself.

Hide your lotto ticket funds in a hollowed-out Gideon's Bible. Stuff the Bible under your mattress and try not to touch it until 2027.

We're Sorry, Charlie Brown.

Oh, god. I thought piling on the parodic Charlie Brown titles with a little devastating illness humor would be good for a chuckle. How wrong I was.

Perhaps not. It's a common mistake (as evidenced by its being shitcanned).

All the :( :( :( :( :(

Sometimes I thought Holly was a little too much of a cartoon of corporate evil, but I thought Irwin was really good. She has all these insincerely perky mannerisms that are just so gross and you want to clock her, but they make me laugh at the same time.

Hooray! Some of my friends over on the Community board are big fans of this show. I would never have heard of it but through them, and yesterday I finally started watching it. I ended up watching all of the first season and I have a weird feeling I will be watching all of season two today and three tomorrow.

Oh, she's delightfully hateable.

I saw Wilby Wonderful a couple of weeks ago and while I really did not like it, I thought he was good. Probably one of the best, if not the best, thing about it.

Oooh, Slings and Arrows. I just watched the first six or seven episodes yesterday. I was going to take it slow, but I liked it too much. Also, I now have a crush on Rachel McAdams.

The cancer has spread, Charlie Brown.