I grew up in a college town and we said the pledge up through elementary school. But then I went to an alternative high school where the only rule was the rule about not having any rules. I don't know what the kids in real high school did….

GUNS DON'T KILL MOVIES
MOVIES KILL MOVIES

Don't worry, Pete gets better. 
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(Oh, I'm so bad.)

How do R-rated movies kill each other?

How Communist that would be!

I hope the Parisian sewer scenes are everything you dreamed they would be.

Is it because 64% of the show is just guffaws?

This is an incredibly odd sword to die on.

When my mom had her wisdom teeth removed, some blood ended up dripping down either side of her mouth and she couldn't feel it because her jaw was still numb. She walked around the dental office this way and went out into the wide world and wandered for hours with nary a person telling her she was covered with blood.

(I'm asking for a friend.)

Are there are no legitimate grounds on which to dislike this movie? Or at least not love it?

@Tereglith Errr…claws, yeah. Whatever, they're cat toenails. I call their front legs arms all the time too without even thinking.

My next guess was gonna be that the aliens were reconstituted from the dust between my cats' toenails. It seems like a cromulent theory.

…………………Why is Ancient Aliens a thing? Why, whenever the V/O guy on the program asks something like, "Is it possible that the pharaohs were using the air shafts at the great pyramid to beam up to Orion?", is there no discerning skeptical person to respond, "Fuckin' no, ya dummies"? Every five minutes, the show is like,…

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Soon it will be rhubarb season!

I don't see what all the rhubarb is. (I'm George Bush's granddaughter!) We're all still reading the latest two hundred comments. This isn't a continuous conversation or a narrative, so it doesn't really matter if I start from the place I finished off and work my down or start with the newest and work back to the last…

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I'm sorry, where are my manners? Would you like to try some meth?

I figured. You just get me, Birdie.