Take it from me — they are really fucking cold.

Hi guys. I am at the farm. I am in a room inside of what is known, in the technical lingo, as the chicken shack, where I spend several hours gathering and cleaning and candling and packaging eggs three times a week. I wanted to tell you how cold I am.

I am well conversant with the idea — nay, fact — that women are themselves unfunny and incapable of appreciating humor (after all, "ovary" is Latin for "where fun goes to die"). But I'm curious as to why your list was singled out from the other lists that also ranked Mad Men as number one or at least in the top five…

Of all the movies to try to fit into this brief window before they're removed from Netflix Instant, I had to go and choose the first one in my queue, Wilby Wonderful. It's one of those movies about divergent people living and growing and learning and loving and shit during one fateful day when all their fateful fates…

The Suburbs was a bit of a letdown

The Suburbs was a bit of a letdown

You might find solace in it, like a certain, simple desert handyman did.

Lumber has a million uses.

Note to all the people who know stuff about sports: I knew about this Vikings game. I knew they needed to win it to go to the playoffs. I knew that that one guy was maybe going to break some record for something but it was kind of a long shot, and that also he had surgery on some injury last year. I was watching this…

Yeah, the one Bernie is an old feller, and the other one is his son, and the other one is young but Australian. I don't know if that's a thing over there. (Quirky?)

If you actually watched the video you'd know they were vegetarian meaty dessert cries (exclamation)

I know (exclamation)
You'd like to learn all about the care of trees in your landscape (exclamation x ten). You are WELCOME.

Or learn how to make meaty dessert cries?

Do you want to save the villagers from the llamas?

Just don't become one of those hoarders that doesn't even make use of all the crap you buy.

I feel like I've known more Bernies than the average person. Three Bernies. Is that a lot?

Aw man, Blu-Ray? I'm still on Betamax… I thought that crap was coming back.

Yes, yes you may, but only in the next few hours.

Ooh, that looks good. That's also a lot less than the preferred eighteen hours of rising time for the recipe I used. My recipe was originally from the Times too, but that one doesn't have have pictures and this one does, and it features pictures of a four-year-old making the bread to demonstrate how simple it is.

Holy shitsnacks! I made bread. I'm so proud of it.