Nothing cats won't cure. Speaking of which, I gave the cats wet food this morning. Does that count? And since I'm spending the night at my parents' house, I left a pretty heaping plate of dry food for each of them tonight. They are going to poop so much!!!!

My Christmas is kind of weird because of Reasons, but at heart I still love it a bunch, maybe an incongruous amount given the atheism, but whatevs. I also still really like presents. I think maybe the surest sign that I have become an adult or at least really fucking boring is how low my threshold for enjoyment has…

@LloydBraun either that was really clever or I'm really drunk

I hope so!

high five

I'm not surprised.

I think this intern needs to hang out in revamped lyrics purgatory with the BBT intern ("Jingle bang, jingle bang").

Oh, so one fowl is okay but another isn't?!?!?!??!?!? I'll have you know that Minnesota raises more turkeys than any other state in the nation and if it's good enough for China, it's good enough for me! (NPR said China just lifted its ban on turkey exports from Minnesota because of an avian flu outbreak, like, YEAR…

Shut up, Blicero! No one even knows what you're talking about.

YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL. I WISH YOU THE MERRIEST Of BIRTHDAYS

Actually, I think she'd just like a small black coffee.

I'm sorry you're feeling depressed, Chicanery.
I also wish you had antlers. That would be cool.
I do get ironically liking things, though I try to be sincere about these things. But they tend to be things I rejected out of hand earlier and/or thought were massively flawed. And of course anxiety over how I will be…

SO I STILL RANKED IT HIGHER THAN AVERAGE 
I CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF

I think that would be fair for a lot of viewers. I first started dabbling in Bergman this year (it's gonna lead to harder stuff, I think) and Seventh Seal was the first thing I saw. I liked it, I found it memorable and I certainly want to watch it again but it certainly doesn't feel as accessible as a movie like this. …

I think that would be fair for a lot of viewers. I first started dabbling in Bergman this year (it's gonna lead to harder stuff, I think) and Seventh Seal was the first thing I saw. I liked it, I found it memorable and I certainly want to watch it again but it certainly doesn't feel as accessible as a movie like this. …

NARRATOR WE HAVE BEEN BEATEN :(

Yeah, no kidding, Stephen. Their generation invented music.

Yea yea!

(I'm pretty sure I have this ranked the highest out of anyone here)

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