And you know what, broke 21-year-old intern who probably made that posting? I'm feeling petty tonight! And you are the social media face of a show that is purportedly tailor-made for all the nerds of this world, so I will tell you that you should have done better! Because your adapted Christmas lyrics are CLUMSY and…

Dude, it's usted. Even I know that.

BELLZINGA

You should tell your friends from me that they suck prodigious amounts of donkey ass

The dude of the couple is one of the guys who sells pickles and yells out things like, "Hey, who wants to taste my pickle?"

15/16-year-olds probably shouldn't have threesomes or do anything sexual with lances.

I recall precisely one non-menacing, non-weird guy in high school who showed any interest in me. When he came to our school, we quickly became acquainted and he was pretty flirtatious for about, oh, two weeks. This was a happy novelty to me and the mere suggestion of someone else's non-crazy, non-menacing feelings for…

News from Romania (sorry, SBT, if I am stepping on your toes): the prime minister and president there have agreed, among other things, to stop calling each other animal names. 
Maybe there will be peace in our time!

@avclub-09a0aabb73e345f3b2ad865bc4fc1b28:disqus Maybe you can seek out this duck bacon, then.

It's okay to say the books are better. The books are better than a lot of things: dying in a horrific car wreck, war, famine….

They could at least have had the decency to call it Buzzinga or Bastinga.

I've never had duck. I never realized duck bacon existed. I might…never be able to really rest until I've tried it.

Bacon's quite tasty. It has rather become the talk of the town these last few years (bacon bandaids! press button/receive bacon signs!!) which may be overselling it slightly, though.
If they grew some bacon in a lab, would you eat it?

Coen brothers double feature will, I hope, still be so on that things will have become very much like Donkey Kong.

And me! On my secret Twitter. Ahahahahaha!

Happy birthday, Narrator!

Look, Lloyd, do you want more!!!??! Because if you go on like this, I will reach the tipping point, where things fall apart, and you will become undun.

Can I watch? Or write fan fiction about it later?

I think the Community season equivalencies, while fun, might just be this board's phrenology.

And I got Anthony from Bottle Rocket. Cool, maybe I'll embark on a passionate affair with a hotel maid who only speaks a few words of English.