Does anybody know who won Project Runway All Stars tonight?

All your lives you were told, "Don't stand on your desk!" Well, why not?!

I wonder if the people buying it realize there is plenty more where that came from, and of higher quality, for free, easily available on the internet.

In celebration, I will post more pictures of Maggie.

Oh look! What am I doing! I'm ceding my potential to be acknowledged for menial accomplishments! I guess I'm just a really good person!

Matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat!

"Nobody ever says Italy."

All of your questions these days seem to be about weird body mutations. Do you look like this, by any chance?

Narwhal, that doesn't make sense. I don't have time for this tomfoolery.  I'm usurping your Stamp of Approval and reassigning it to a needy school in Kenya. You now have 50 demerits.

@avclub-1e01a864cb44d4bd2ce7739a5b3b78d0:disqus I do think the AVC attracts quite a lot of wit and insight, actually. Forget the CancerAids; the quality is higher than both the average bear and pop culture website. And even if we can't all live up to that caliber it shouldn't open the door for calling people shitty…

@avclub-1e01a864cb44d4bd2ce7739a5b3b78d0:disqus I do think the AVC attracts quite a lot of wit and insight, actually. Forget the CancerAids; the quality is higher than both the average bear and pop culture website. And even if we can't all live up to that caliber it shouldn't open the door for calling people shitty…

Can I have one? This morning I've somehow already managed to bathe, feed myself, and the cats. And I've only been up for three hours!!!!!

Did one  of the poems eat the third?

You can see it in her profile; it's the first comment.

And you do so in such a classy way!

And you do so in such a classy way!

I just don't get why that's such a terrible thing. You subvert but one side character in an enormous cast, temporarily, and you do so while making a pointed (and amusing, and true) comment about fan expectations. It didn't exactly tear a hole in the Simpsons universe, and the way Springfield re-embraced the fake…

The right? really?

The right? really?

Yeah, just a hair skeptical over here.