For fuckin real. I realize I am but a country simpleton not tasked with the complex decision-making of NBC, but I'm sort of at a loss as to how the Friday death slot is going to get any shinier based on programming in the first half of the week and vice versa.

Because they are definitely pretty much almost exactly the same thing.

Because they are definitely pretty much almost exactly the same thing.

Actually, for realsies, I will soon have two cats to my name in my new digs. What sport can I enroll my unholy feline army in?

Actually, for realsies, I will soon have two cats to my name in my new digs. What sport can I enroll my unholy feline army in?

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus I will do my best; I have been meaning to visit for ages now.

Close! So close! It's actually Voltaire.

Someone was, in fact, fired for that blunder.

Don't despair! You only missed it by 422.

Yeah, I think it's somewhere in the back.

Your FACE is a good comment!

"Dude, are you being sarcastic?"
"I don't even know anymore."

Disqus says that I edited it 7 minutes after I commented. This is patented, deep-fried bullshit. I edited the comment within only a minute or so of leaving the comment in the first place. I remember, because I thought, "Hey, maybe it won't leave the mark of shame if I edit it real quick-like."

@HectorTheWellEndowed:disqus I just wanted to try his "hmmmph" on. It was a little tight, but I liked it.

@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus Wait a minute…we are the people on the internet.

Hmmmph.

I barely even have a dozen, jerk.

I barely even have a dozen, jerk.

Aww! Och du är toppen!

In the beginning, TODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! created the heavens and the earth.