@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus Is it so hard to believe I am a fount of obscure trivia?

'Tis almost time for O'Reilly vs. Stewart 2012: Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium!

I can do this later this afternoon/evening, along with bluelight's.

Happy birthday, Glaz! Here is a list of things that happened on this day in history:

Velvet Goldmine is indeed a sexy movie. I love the soundtrack, too.

It seemed like the obvious answer.

On behalf of all horsekind, I would like to apologize.

Pierce sat on his balls! It hurt like hell.

Very!

Do you need someone to turn the question on you? Who would you choose?

I like little-known facts!

But then you could jab your fingers in people's eyes and they would be even more potent weapons because, the burning.

Well, Erik Adams is a handsome devil.

My hands smell like cilantro! If we can just find someone whose hands smell like tomatoes, we'll have ourselves a hand salsa.

Oh man, you just made me realize that I had left out an integral part in that little anecdote, which was that Coveleski hit two singles, one double, and one triple in that very game, and this in a season where he had only 25 hits.

He does walk that line.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS ALL SPONTANEOUS! But regardless, you have yourself a fine-ass day!

"There IS a war on Christmas! And it's about time we Christians DO SOMETHING about it! NO MORE! So have a nice day & screw yourself."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OCCAM!

Boo-urns.