Ugh, can't you people make a distinction between Woody Allen: the man from Woody Allen: the artist who has delighted so many of us by portraying a man suffering from numerous mental issues chasing around women decades younger than himself.

That's correct, I only use the term JRPG (which is only technically right) there to contrast Dark Souls' action gameplay with the stat based grind of actual JRPGs as a genre. It absolutely plays like a metroidvania.

Did you read the article.

It's mind-boggling that someone writing for a game review site that so often judges games based on their narrative rather than their gameplay could actually entertain the idea that Dark Souls "doesn't have a story".

I went to a concert and I overheard some high-school kids saying that B-boying is no longer cool.

Please make them eat a Mentos right after

If you like Vulture so much why don't you marry him?

You forgot the TRASH category. Very useful if you buy Humble Bundles or otherwise make poor impulse decisions.

There's a lot of 1991 crap I hated as a kid that I now fondly remember but I fucking despise this song for some reason. Same with Everybody Hurts, I think I just really loathe Stipe's voice.

I have never heard of you before either but I can't find any music under your name on Youtube so I guess your opinion is invalid too.

That's not what a straw man is.

I didn't see the Usual Suspects twist coming because I thought there was no way the big twist in this universally acclaimed thriller could be as lame as having the narrator be the bad guy.

Another annoying thing is when there's a "Previously on…" recap before an episode and you can tell what's going to happen because they only recap relevant plot threads

Let's see… *dusts off ancient grimoire* If a Spoiler Ruins a Movie Then It Was Not a Good Movie

FUCKING LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Truly we need an Actual Asian to figure out if dressing up as a racial stereotype is racist, much like we need a black person to tell us if wearing blackface is racist.

Yes because true diversity comes from people who look different.

Blackface was lighthearted fun.

Teleglitch features PS1-style graphics and like BoI it features permadeath and procedurally-generated levels.