Cool, now I can cross "Watching Lena Dunham farting on the toilet" off my bucket list. The little "Ffffffft" sound was a delicate touch of verisimilitude.

Hilarious episode, and a definite step up from 'Frozen Yoghurt', which was slightly underwhelming for me just because of the rather expected nature of the toilet humour. They really ramped up the fast-paced nature of the show with tonight's episode, but the absurdity was just a constant stream of hilarity.

GOD DAMN IT, SIMS. IT'S 'HARRENHAL'. NOT 'HARRENHAAL'. ONE 'A', NOT TWO. ONE. A. NOT AA. BUT A.

'Twas not, but I've been thinking it for many weeks, now, so it seems I have a kindred spirit amongst these boards!!

I'm not going to flame, nor will I try to convince you otherwise, because an opinion is an opinion: either you find something you enjoy in this series, or you don't. Evidently, this just doesn't seem to be to your liking, and as such, any attempt to change your mind will likely be futile, and I'm sure most of us are…

A screencap of Joff's poop-smeared face as the review photo would honestly have me hunched over in laughter.

I just want to see him continually slapped, whether it's by the hand of Tyrion, or the poop of some animal.

…God damn. I finished reading 'A Clash of Kings' just a month ago, maybe, and this episode still had me clenching my ass every other moment in suspense. What wonderful direction, tonight. Another stellar episode. And Theon attempting to hack off Cassel's head was maybe one of the worst things this show has had—and…

Daaayuu-mn, I didn't notice that, either. My boi Ja'quen (I think that's how it's spelled in the book) bringing the fury hard and fast.

Theon is, to me, the most tragic and pitiful character. He's less of an asshole and more someone who still has this childlike naiveity and misdirection about his goals in life, attempting to be loved, for once, considering he's been abandoned by his own father, and was an outcast with the Starks (even though he was…

~*~*Be the Tywin to my Claudius*~*~

I meant "No, no" in the sense of, "No, no, there's no veering from the source material, your second guess is correct".

Samwell Tarly and Ser Jorah Mormont: So identifiable, it kind of hurts to watch, at times.

'TIL JOFF-REY GROWS SOME BALLS

"And why do *you* want me to take the Iron Throne…?"

"Unless David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are really veering from the source
material with this, Renly’s death occurs within the pages of A Song Of Ice And Fire, probably as sharp and sudden as it feels here."

I had expressed desire for the show to take on the form of a dark drama upon the airing of that disastrous 'Pool Party' episode (which would have occurred with the deaths of Jim, Dwight, and Kevin in that ep), as it would be a thousand times more entertaining than what the show has become, now.

Unlike 'Angry Andy', this ep didn't make me feel physically repulsed. Instead, for nearly the entire duration, I watched it with a blank stare, ceasing to emotionally react to anything occurring. I didn't even give a shit about Kevin's 'unexpected intelligence' bits because I still hate his fat ass every time it pops…

…Right, that completely makes sense. I shouldn't make such comments when half-asleep. Like I am right now. So I better leave before I do any further damage. 

Garrison is lying to you! In the East Coast version, he was a Nazi doctor; in the West Coast version, he was a gay doctor for the pro-cigarette ad, and a test tube adult for the anti-cigarette ad.