I was there in 1968.

"What time did you say IKEA opens, dude?"

My penis is from a small island in the Caspian Sea, thankyouverymuch.

One does not dissect gossamer, either.

And I know, I know, I know, I know,

And you want to be my latex salesman.

THANKS GALILEO!

BISMILLAH I WILL NOT WATCH THIS SHOW
BISMILLAH WILL NOT WATCH THIS SHOW
BISMILLAH WILL NOT WATCH THIS SHOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

CAPTION CONTEST

Why does God allow evil in the world?

I DON'T EVEN OWN A TOOTH!

That Jayne Mansfield had some large breasts.

Tatiana Maslany in Little Orphan Black Negligee please.

Remember that movie where the guy from The Office went down on that racially ambiguous girl from SNL? I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

Noooooooooooooooooooooo . 0

The hills are alive….with the sound of funeral dirges

Necrophilia or GTFO!

Almost watched it

Is waxy yellow buildup like Fumunda cheese?

PIPPI or GTFO!