I said, "Freezer Boo-urns."

I hooked up with your mother once.

Thanks, F. Lee Bailey.

Yer mixin' 'em up with The Sucky Beatles.

Hi, Pandora? Yes, play me some songs I don't want to listen to, please.

Thanks for….nothing?

Roger and Joan "slept together"?
They fucked on the sidewalk.
There, after three years, I feel better.

Hvis du med "professionel crush" du mener, at han "ønskede at bang hende", end ja, også mig.

Ha ha. Norske show underparceller "gøre dig ked af det" og udfylder du "med behov for"!

Præcis hvorfor skulle Torben forlade sin kone for at være sammen med den fyr Pia?

Um, skuespillerinden er ligesom, 28..

I had sex with your wife!

Samleje fanden Borgen!

I am going to win this byotch!

I just took a dump at the office. There are few things as satisfying as the Office Dump. This article is not one of them.

Mostly because who cares.

Kanye is boring. Kim's kooch.

GODDAMN YOU NU DISQUS LOGGING ME OUT AGAIN

Ha ha. You read Paste.

STUFF YOUR LINKS IN A SACK MISTER