Fine as long as you don't install the IOS 7 it helpfully recommends, which introduces a 4 second pause in between things as simple as changing music tracks, or looking at different podcasts. Then, when you realize that maybe you were just an idiot for being an early adopter, and like the guy putting Vista on a Pentium…

whats your argument for that reading

Three hogs, actually, painted #1, #2, and #4. This is totally gonna blow Lorne Michaels mind when he tries to find #3

Seriously "witch" is being nice, if anything. Witches maybe ate a few children here and there, Hillary's consent for the Iraq War barbecued thousands. Witches held rituals in the dark of night to bind themselves to Satan. Hillary refused to bond gays because marriage is "a sacred bond between a man and a woman." And…

BLANK STARE! DISREPAIR!
THERES A BIG BLACK BRA GONNA LIFT EM UP SOMEDAY
SOMEDAY FADES AWAY
LIKE A MAMMARY, OR A PLACE THAT YOU'D RATHER BE

PROOF that including plenty of women and black folks doesn't make an awards show. Checkmate, social justice Twitter

You really can't figure out why someone who last did dumb asshole shit 36 years ago and then was tragically murdered isn't getting as much shit as someone who is currently doing dumb asshole shit and is alive?

No way, man, new Podmass is so exciting I can't even hardly get to sleep waiting for Monday morning!

Before they changed the WOLF DEAD bumper, I appreciated the irony in Ti's "dude man whoa… don't like, pretend to be other races, maaan" *takes huge bong rip* being punctuated every single episode by a Jewish comedian pretending to be a Mexican DJ.

Someone who knows the combination of Killer Mike and El-P is not healthy.

The Weeknd?! "Got a brand new girl/Call her Rudolph/She'll probably O.D. before I show her to momma" Weeknd? “I’ve got a test for you/You said you want my heart?/Well baby you can have it all/There’s just something I need from you/To meet my boys/I've got a lot of boys." Weeknd? "I'ma let you know and keep it…

Given his near total disinterest in debate, his tendency to stick to the playbook wherever possible instead of grappling with stare decisis, and the audacious nature of his sexual harassment I think it's only fair to say Justice Thomas is a secret jock plant. I mean, who else but a jock leans back and falls asleep…

"This moderately campy Lady Gaga medley is much better than eating crisp apple strudel while being tickled by an adorable kitten's whiskers" - NO ONE EVER

This infographic is so ludicrous and contemptible, that I think maybe we should consider suspending women's suffrage, at least temporarily!

4 or 5 bad episodes between the 1 or 2 great ones is pretty classic X Files…

Sorry it wasn't guuud enough for you

For as much as ppl talk about disarming the police/why do they need to be stocked like a militia, this is literally a country where (many times in living memory) 5 or 6 officers have to attempt to hold off a whole town that's got lynching fever and all levels of higher government are too dysfunctional (or biased) to…

It's more about mood/theme than about plot. If you're able to tolerate like, Upstream Color, Under the Skin, Only God Forgives type stuff you will like it; if you demand things that make narrative sense the whole way through and plots that clearly go from part A to B to C you'll be frustrated.

Uh have you noticed Kanye is black?!? It's called punching up and he can say whatever he wants about Taylor who is privilege and fair skinned. You need to educate urself on these issues?

Funny line, good call by 'ye, because every time he does something like that there's a thousand feminist blogosphere think pieces going "I'm so done with KANYE'S muh soggy knees" but next week they're back listening to it again. Like most good Kanye moves, it's bait to prove his enemies are hypocritical/ talk the talk…