WALT: you don't understand my wife skylar is a BTICH

I've got SCANTE like you would not believe bitch

he should, he just got away with planting bombs in bostonb and having it framed on some innocent chenchens!

the norm show was not related to the onion news network

REMEMBER WHEN THE UNDERAGE POP STAR WAS FUCKED BY THE TEDDY BEAR

cool between this and bunheads hopefully they'll stop making dumb shows with shitty titles at least for a bit

nas should have learned that before doing "every other thing he ever did"

i doth raiseth the liege-levies of http://www.historicalnames…. and http://www.historicalnames…. to smite thee, pretender! EN GUARDE

schneider never had critical success (as tends to happen when your shit sucks) but he has like $10 million mostly from just being a studio system parasite latching onto guest roles in overbloated happy madison productions

ed tom bell (tommy lee jones in no country) isn't born to kill, the character is defined by his self-loathing over internal cowardice, running away in WWII and being awarded for it, not being up to the task of law enforcement in a violent era, not being able to keep pursuing chigurh after getting queasy about his…

in a universe stuffed to the gills with shapeshifters, mind rapers, psychic manipulators, mysterious ghost candles, and mind-control worms, where being denied agency is literally like getting a cold, it wraps back around again to "prudent"

imagine the 2000s career of eddie murphy, or martin lawrence, but without them having done the pre-2000s part

yea, why should people be able to negotiate settlements with a system of arbitration they prefer instead of the pure unquestionable brilliance of common law?! stfu muslims

what a dumb title

"women do poops!!!!!!!!! GROSS" - noted genius writer david fostar wallace

The original one, yes, the SVU one just gives them a rock hard erection

Schermerhorn - she was talking about the sch- phoneme… er… trigraph, which a lot of English speakers say as shhh (though we have words like "school" where the hard SK is used)

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alisons the best and all but those photos are terrible. i don't know who was coaching her but they look like they were trying to get awkward-sexy looks at the same time & she looks stiff/weird, like, actually awkward instead of alison-brie-awkward (this translates poorly from the original german.) also (its to be…

i'm glad nobody you know was hurt, and i hope the stress disorders from the trauma don't leave them without bladder control in the future (like fergie) (see its easy)