We're all Ubu, vacantly fixed to tiny boxes streaming platitudinous sentiments and comforting images that distract from the soul-crushing reality that's too painful to acknowledge, allowing the titans of greed and cynicism to continue to rule the universe.  Good dog, indeed.

We're all Ubu, vacantly fixed to tiny boxes streaming platitudinous sentiments and comforting images that distract from the soul-crushing reality that's too painful to acknowledge, allowing the titans of greed and cynicism to continue to rule the universe.  Good dog, indeed.

<< "Could there BE more blueberries in this muffin?">>

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But was she legitimately stolen?

But was she legitimately stolen?

Yes, and Joel McHale will get a spin-off sitcom where he's a traveling coffee salesman.

Yes, and Joel McHale will get a spin-off sitcom where he's a traveling coffee salesman.

No, it's not a verb it's just Limp Bizkit… no other word can be used to describe Limp Bizkit aside from Limp Bizkit.

No, it's not a verb it's just Limp Bizkit… no other word can be used to describe Limp Bizkit aside from Limp Bizkit.

What are we supposed to do with the cookie again? I always forget that part.

What are we supposed to do with the cookie again? I always forget that part.

The three things I remember about those Dyanetics commercials:

The three things I remember about those Dyanetics commercials:

Is the lead detective named Gordon Sumner?

Is the lead detective named Gordon Sumner?

Somehow I don't think "I'm the sheriff" will replace "I'll be back" as his go-to catch phrase.

Somehow I don't think "I'm the sheriff" will replace "I'll be back" as his go-to catch phrase.

O-P-Z?

O-P-Z?