Admit it, you'll be back for Ghostbusters 3.

I have "Pieces of Me" on my iPod too. It's a genuinely good song.

Don't you mean "Do The Right Thing's Giancarlo Esposito"?

"Once, there was a moooooooovie/that all the little stoners loved in the 1980s/but theyyyy couldn't make a seeeequel."

Loved his talk show.

Don't forget the ugly hot pink '80s design!

If this works out, they plan on selling pogo sticks without the springs.

To reflect the times, the plot should be Rambo going to various townhall meetings, standing up and giving rambling, sanctimonious speeches about how great the country used to be.

I can't imagine Jake is anywhere near the triangle player his uncle was.

Love the "Mervin Griffin" episode. One of my favorites.  Also really liked the Puerto Rican Day Parade ep… not sure why it's not highly regarded by most.

It looked pretty real to me. But you're right, there was something going on prior that caused her to fall.  Hopefully she did just faint.

He's just stalling until the stache fills in.

I bet Damon has to stop himself from staring lasciviously at the furry bush atop Krasinski's head during production meetings.

I read "Shirley Maclaine" as "Seth MacFarlane" for some reason. I think I'm getting sick.

He shot a kid, remember.

If Abblebaum casts Ted Danson and Zack Galifianakis it might make it through three barely-tolerable seasons.

You're not just born with the innate knowledge of how to style your hair so it looks like to you just rolled out of bed after a night of late-night boozing and other sordid indie-rock activities.

Hard core porn!

Am I old if my reference for ill-fated spin-offs is "The Ropers"?

Can't standing losing the AVClub Undercover vote?