Do you work in Soviet Russia?

A lot of microbrews are starting to can now.  I, for one, welcome the trend. I like "cracking" a beer, especially when it's not BLD.

No "book of big butts" pic for the road?

Does this have any association or shared source with that cartoon they used to show on PBS—think it was called The Snowman—where a snowman comes and flies a kid around the country side in the middle of the night?

Good Friday? And they all go to church high?

I hope he's not hit by a bus tomorrow. That would be weird. And sad.

One exclamation point goes one way, the other goes the other way, and this guy's saying, whaddaya want from me?

I'm a midwesterner who knows what knott's berry farm is, but I was born in california, so I'm basically no help to you at all.

I get the sense that some of the actors possess some musical ability and they (or the writers) felt compelled to work that into the show.  It's worked in the past, but this storyline just seemed like vanity project to me.

So, they all gather for their 12th-year high school reunion?

U2ber… is that like Anytober?

She was kissed by a radio-active spider. And I like her face just fine.

Could have been you, Hero of Akron-Canton. Could have been you.

Did they take the link down?

What's your reaction 8 minutes after hearing it?

Something to add to his resume:

I think JC's return to Earth is more anticipated.

Dennis Wilson: The Beard Years.

Agreed.  When you make a Twilight Zone movie that's a single story that's 2 hours long, does it cease being a Twilight Zone movie?

Wait… are those the two gay guys from Modern Family on the right?