Is that a midget Schwarzenegger?
Or just a really big horse?

No alt text? Giant miss. Personally, I would have gone with: "Brett Ratner reads a book about big butts."

Look no further than the not-quite-lesbian scene in Sunday's Game of Thrones… obviously filmed so they could put it into previews and allure men (and lesbians, I suppose) with hot woman-on-woman action.

First artist: Weird Al!

And thus the world has been tragically denied the magic of "Poop Life."

I'm hoping/guessing
That all these guest stars make very brief appearances… maybe even in a "interviewing for Michael's replacement" montage. If not, then yeah, the finale sounds like it'll be a mess.

SPOILER ALERT*

Seems like a thankless role
Why not just Orlando Bloom again?

Casey just creeps me out at this point.

This is all based on stuff I read on the Internet, so take it with a grain of salt, but I think Todd Rundgren was suppose to be the mentor this week with the contestants singing his songs (or at least the former), but over the weekend the show decided to ditch that idea… so, like Letterman calling Randal, I assume…

BACK home.

So if you're Chinese…
Then the next leap won't be the leap next home?

So…
Does the fact that the "unable to say the word 'warlock'" spell didn't work on Sheen prove that Sheen is in fact a warlock capable of casting protective spells against other warlock witchery?

This Show Almost Lost Me…
During the scene in the cage when the detective asks the principle who else had keys to that room and she said just her and the janitor. The detective asks the janitor's name and the principle gives it followed quickly by an incongruous "why?"

My kunt sitter hit me once… once.

off-putting in ways we'll eternally struggle to articulate
It's that stupid expression he has on his face when he sings. Part smug/part gomer pyle.

That's All Right Mama isn't a stretch because it's one of the first Rock&Roll songs. I give River Deep Mountain High a pass because it rocks (especially Harry Nillson's version)… but, yeah, those other two… not rock.

I like the floor/sweeping line… always pictured Harrison staring at the floor while trying to tune out another McCartney/Lennon spat.

I heard a rumor that next week is Todd week. Can this possibly be true?

The chance of a lifetime!