Who'll Play Zod?
My suggestion is to splice Terrence Stamp and Malcolm McDowell to form one British super villain. Either that or use old footage from Poor Cows to allow Stamp to reprise the role by himself.

"I'm concerned about your beard."
Worth it for that line alone.

"At least you've still got Mike And Molly."
Don't tell me what I've got man. I've got a lot of stuff, but it DOES NOT include "Mike and Molly."

This song about Spiderman
has made me gay.

The Village
It was ruined for me because I knew it sucked before watching it.

Failed millionsies!

I hear Magic & Larry is pretty raunchy.

Hell, I'd buy one.

Yeah, you're right. The Jimmy tipping off the Feds thing was pretty much dropped.

"Plus I hated the way they dropped the Jimmy thing - what happened to the police investigation?"

It's tits, who gives a fuck? This show has sex in it… get used to it.

I thought it was "mook."

Best Goodfellas Quote
"I like this one… one dog looks one way, the other dog looks the other way and this guy's saying 'whaddaya want from me?'"

My God… was that a real movie? Paul Reiser comes off looking like Marlo Brando compared to The Guyver.

Uh huh…
"[Lisbon] was one that was suggested—I think maybe I suggested it, but I don't really remember"

Clearly you need to reread chapter 12 of Writing Tools.

First sentence (this is not a firstie)
Is there something terribly wrong with it or am I just an idiot?

Or Hurricane.

I'm picturing an erotic lesbian scene with naomi watts.

Is the nephew named…
Oliver?