Why
is this being 10 years after the fact?

On the hot meter, I'd give her a 5 (this assumes that everyone that qualifies to be judged by the hot meter is hot).

If I say the new comic movie looks insufferable, does it make me a hipster? 'Cause I'd kind of like to be hip.

I give it a U+

Oreo Big Stuff — who do you think you are!

'09 will be known as the Summer of Dead Celebrities. Our generation's Summer of Love. I think we got the shaft.

Fog of War subject?
Actually, I guess that's how most AVClub readers will know him.

C-3P0's cereal
rocked the house.

Proper AVClub protocol would have me call for you to die in a fire caused by CancerAids, but I will refrain and let you sit in quiet contemplation about what you've done.

Hated the Mist (or at least the end), thought Jane was good in 61*.

The only soundtrack that I own is…
Rumble Fish! I like it.

All Things Must Pass the best Beatle solo album?
Yes. If you disagree, fuck off.

Wow
Monroe had a good game.

Am I the only who thinks the lyric in Eleanor Rigby is "I look at all the lonely people," not "ah, look at all the only people"?

That also was my first reply when asked about MC Hammers new show.

No, Gene Pitney version. Haven't heard the John Otway version… Gonna look for it now!

I've got that song stuck in my head now. 50/50 I jump out the window by the end of the day. Thanks AVClub!

I don't think Judge is really political in his writing. I think he's an equal opportunity satirist, not looking to damn or mock any ideology, just people in general.

Hire
whoever was the makeup artist on Godfather III for this film.

I'm partial to the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular.