In Ontario, at least, our beer purchasing is largely a corporate monopoly, meaning we get little of all those yummy microbrews I get to taste when I go to Chicago or hell, even Buffalo.

If my beloved mother died I would literally bound over her open grave to watch Thinner, playing on the adjacent plot, for some reason.

If my beloved mother died I would literally bound over her open grave to watch Thinner, playing on the adjacent plot, for some reason.

What!? This movie is great! Remember when Joe Mantengna—SPOILER ALERT—is like "Hey I found a picture of the killer" and then hands the woman the picture of himself and then shoots her?! HAUNTED PIE, NATHAN RABIN.

What!? This movie is great! Remember when Joe Mantengna—SPOILER ALERT—is like "Hey I found a picture of the killer" and then hands the woman the picture of himself and then shoots her?! HAUNTED PIE, NATHAN RABIN.

I can't imagine why. The term usually just refers to the point when capitalism is tied more directly to the operations of financial capital (multinational labour, globalized markets, etc.) than horse-and-buggy industrial capital. It's not about socialist knife-sharpening or anything.

I can't imagine why. The term usually just refers to the point when capitalism is tied more directly to the operations of financial capital (multinational labour, globalized markets, etc.) than horse-and-buggy industrial capital. It's not about socialist knife-sharpening or anything.

Anyone interested in a serious auteurist reappreciation of Scott's work should read Mark Peranson and Christoph Huber's World Out of Order in Cinema Scope:

Anyone interested in a serious auteurist reappreciation of Scott's work should read Mark Peranson and Christoph Huber's World Out of Order in Cinema Scope:

It's less a value judgment on the film (which I don't necessarily buy, but okay) so much as a statement of fact w/r/t the irony of its thin, anti-consumerist ethic being used to peddle all kinds of consumer goods (DVDs, posters, video games, etc.). Obviously people can have more sophisticated readings of the film than…

It's less a value judgment on the film (which I don't necessarily buy, but okay) so much as a statement of fact w/r/t the irony of its thin, anti-consumerist ethic being used to peddle all kinds of consumer goods (DVDs, posters, video games, etc.). Obviously people can have more sophisticated readings of the film than…

I'm 26.

I'm 26.

yeah apparently all they did was do coke and eat cheeseburgers and according to this one interview, Arnold thought they were telepathic because they were both not born in America.

yeah apparently all they did was do coke and eat cheeseburgers and according to this one interview, Arnold thought they were telepathic because they were both not born in America.

or literally anything Jello Biafra has ever done, ever.

or literally anything Jello Biafra has ever done, ever.

there's an acoustic version of The Littlest Hobo theme in Goon, sampled so sparsely you'd barely notice.

there's an acoustic version of The Littlest Hobo theme in Goon, sampled so sparsely you'd barely notice.

For the movie of a lifetime, recall, recall, recall the original.