Say 'Hampton Fancher' out loud. C'mon, do it. It's fun. You know you want to.

That is one toxic loogie.

Are you planning to give them back?

It mostly comes out at night. Mostly.

"What we got instead is something that takes away any sense of victory or accomplishment" See, I don't quite feel that way. Just because something over which she had no control came along later to derail her achievement doesn't make that achievement any less. Obviously I can see the line between fiction and reality,…

Que?

Sounds like the best/worst Burger King promo item of all time.

Thanks for reminding me of the time I saw a banner ad with the immortal couplet "Sacre Bleu, She'll Pee On You!"

Well, I do NOW. Sounded like "deek" right?

Yeah, I really liked the combination of the cold, antiseptic environmental vibe with the horrific goings-on. Not quite what I expected from the trailer.

Snarky response: Shit happens.

God yes. Barely any blood or what-have-you at all, but it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. (He said admiringly)

Also, I feel like Alien 3 does a pretty good job of fitting their deaths into the larger story. The whole film is just very morose and funereal, and it seems like it hits home for Ripley that her life's just gonna be a perpetual living hell of being the only one who can/will take these buggers down. Which also ties in…

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

I've always hated the phrase "throw up in my mouth a little bit." And yet…

One of the greatest gospel songs of all time? Maybe if it wasn't a blatant re-write of his own material.

I laughed harder at that than anything in the actual movie.

Hey, he was also in the ninth season of The X-Files! (Unfortunately.)

I never joke about my butthole, 007.

Combs' gleeful scenery-chewing is the only entertainment to be had. The final moment of "gamesmanship" along with the twist ending are both total BS.