'Scuse me while I whip this out…

'Scuse me while I whip this out…

My first was Our Town. Helluva way to kickstart things, but luckily my twisted response was more like "Holy shit, I don't know what that was, but gimme more!"

My first was Our Town. Helluva way to kickstart things, but luckily my twisted response was more like "Holy shit, I don't know what that was, but gimme more!"

Sorry, but even if you use a glove, you're still Hellbound.

Sorry, but even if you use a glove, you're still Hellbound.

You can ignore the apostrophe if she's half-German.

You can ignore the apostrophe if she's half-German.

Arrgghhh?

Arrgghhh?

Nope. But for some reason, it's a sweet sort of creepiness to my ears. Like, an essentially good-natured kid who's just a bit socially tweaked, as opposed to a heat-packin' sociopath.

Nope. But for some reason, it's a sweet sort of creepiness to my ears. Like, an essentially good-natured kid who's just a bit socially tweaked, as opposed to a heat-packin' sociopath.

"someone…wants…to use…your moms. They'll like it."

"someone…wants…to use…your moms. They'll like it."

Hey now. '90s U2 is fuckin' rad. (Yes, even Passengers and Pop.)

Hey now. '90s U2 is fuckin' rad. (Yes, even Passengers and Pop.)

Actually, they have quite a bit of edge.

Actually, they have quite a bit of edge.

Star Wars: Episode FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY

Star Wars: Episode FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY