I've never even tried any of his works, but "I do not want to read?" How sad.

I've never even tried any of his works, but "I do not want to read?" How sad.

Sprinters. Very dangerous. YOU go first.

Sprinters. Very dangerous. YOU go first.

Oh god, I'd take 12 any day over 13. I can understand the "obnoxiously smirking celebs being themselves" complaints toward 12, but I kinda liked the ballsy, fuck-it vibe.

Oh god, I'd take 12 any day over 13. I can understand the "obnoxiously smirking celebs being themselves" complaints toward 12, but I kinda liked the ballsy, fuck-it vibe.

Drunk-Denzel says WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Drunk-Denzel says WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Maybe he wouldn't have to buy his kids balls in the first place if they'd just grow a pair of their own.

Maybe he wouldn't have to buy his kids balls in the first place if they'd just grow a pair of their own.

I read that in Alec Guinness' voice. Kinda got weird toward the end there.

I read that in Alec Guinness' voice. Kinda got weird toward the end there.

Dumb Side of the Moon?

Dumb Side of the Moon?

I don't even OWN a flotation device!

I don't even OWN a flotation device!

When it's been eight years since the last album, and three more since the last *original* album, what possible meaning is a phrase like "best album in years" honestly supposed to convey? At least give us a specific cutoff to work with (aka the Tattoo You Corollary).

When it's been eight years since the last album, and three more since the last *original* album, what possible meaning is a phrase like "best album in years" honestly supposed to convey? At least give us a specific cutoff to work with (aka the Tattoo You Corollary).

Not to mention, "franchise" is a pretty apt choice of words for a "product" like that.

Not to mention, "franchise" is a pretty apt choice of words for a "product" like that.