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Fear of Music
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Except that Knives only has an idealized crush on Scott, which he likely doesn't reciprocate (if he had any emotional investment, he would've been at least a little conflicted about pursuing Ramona) and couldn't possibly live up to (him being a self-centred doofus and all).