Don't tell anyone this, but I think he converted to Judaism just for the psudo-ephedrine!

So is this gonna be your thing now?

He ate like forty hot dogs and then went to Gretchen's parents for the 4th of July weekend back in 1978…mortified by his incessant flatulence she broke it off and hooked up with Elliot, notifying him through a locked door as he was trapped immobile on the porcelain throne. Walter drove off in tears as the sounds of…

Opening scene of the episode where he fesses up about Jane. A trip to detention, first blood in the inevitable, ultimate conflict!

Population control. Like the cancer gene.

Gilligan let it slip that he needed to M60 to protect someone, implying rescue or a prison break. But of course he wants to defy expectations…

Giancarlo Esposito said last year there was a strong possibility he would return. Ask the google.

That was me! Well, not necessarily the one you read but I recall making a case for it.

Well, when last seen he had just driven like 24 hours from NH without a break and had probably been awake for awhile before that…

Yeah, absolutely. Running short on energy or courage during his suicide run I could see him taking his first and last hit, just to show him finally and completely unravel.

Jane Kaczmarek is going to be in a few DVD extras, hopefully playing out that very scenario.

Alex Vance: "Oh god, my father just got killed! I know you've been ignoring my increasingly blatant sexual advances, but in my moment of anguish would you just hold me at least?"

Serves her right getting all her stuff lifted after stealing Lucky. You just don't DO that.

Pondering the marketability of an Avengers contact app while being shot at is probably the most Jersey thing she ever did. Other than getting mugged in a Newark bodega, of course.

Ohhh man, did you see his SDCC panel?

Don't forget the nyquil!

Popeye's is selling waffle fried chicken strips w/maple syrup dipping sauce starting Monday.

That is the most metal thing I have ever heard.

He kind of reminds me of that kid that never fought back against bullies until an authority figure showed up, at which point he had an itemized list of grievances.

I was gonna send this link to my congressman just to let him know which way the political wind is blowing, but you people are giving me nothing but SNARK.