They revealed his identity at the end of the very first Reek chapter.

"My bastard is close to Winterfell"

@avclub-aa2bbde57fc8e8c31c9d4a5b75a33dfb:disqus : That would drastically alter Tyrion's arc later on. But yeah, killing his GF who did what she had to survive would not really be sympathetic and DInklage is the biggest draw the show has. So things might get changed up a bit, but shes dead meat one way or another.

Theon: You don't understand…that pimping bastard killed my one true love! I need to go to Kings Landing right away!

If you ever see the 2003 Mardi Gras episode, there's a scene where this little lesbian chick from NOLA gets arrested for breaking the video camera of these middle aged men who refused to stop videotaping a drunken sorority girl vomiting in a Bourbon st. alleyway.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

I shook my head and got back in the car, feeling raped. The pig had done me on all fronts, and now he was going off to chuckle about it — on the west edge of town, waiting for me to make a run for L.A.

How? The "wine vendor" certainly didn't intend to die as roadkill, and Jorah presumably didn't mention that he was smitten yet friendzoned in whatever correspondence they maintained.

Have Earth, Wind and Fire killed.

Oh, comletely.

New dynamics for everyone! The show has been getting more and more experimental, but were officially in ANYTHING can happen territory.

The humility it must have taken to rip on himself like that gives me a whole new respect for him. But then he did get to be Mace Windu in the end.

That makes the most sense - Varys did order the hit on her in the first place after all, and Jorah giving up his chance to regain citizenship for the sake of his crush was something that none of the various plotters could have anticipated.

How messed up was it that you never even SAW the Metal Gear in the US version? You just fight a stupid giant computer!

If only it could. That part where you fight the glasses was impossible on a keyboard.

I used to be a bootlegger, but then I took a slug to the knee.

I was thinking the same thing. The same description, to the letter.

This is how language evolves, the colloquial becomes popularized and ultimately supersedes the traditional meaning.

When Arya fishes him out of the drink it's going to look like a kid at a carnival who won a stuffed animal way too big for them to carry…

Great SFX but needs more direwolves.