Good Omens…had it's moments, especially the Douglas Adams footnotes and the angel/demon BFF story. But overall treating those themes so innocuously came off as, I dunno. Inauthentic? Cutesy? British? Maybe it was just me.

It was like a real life version of true romance, where a hapless john tries to make an honest woman out of a hooker and then thinks better of it. That's boring?

I used to retell the Grand Inquisitor story in grandiose fashion on certain drugs back when I was a teenager.

Notes of Underground is more of a novelette, but it's still very much episodic. The first half is completely abstract introspection serving as a prelude to the narrative of his fall from grace, such as it was.

She put Patrice O'Neil in an early grave, there can be no doubt.

These female comedians, telling you all their business…who they slept with, what time they go to the can! This is supposed to get you a husband?

I kinda got home schooled by Venture Industries in the box my pop made.

Being that Twilight is a Mormon allegory, the fact that they're presented as werewolves in there kind of makes me suspect that there's this whole "noble savage" perception going on.

They did give us Cytherya after all.

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Remember that movie where his mom was pregnant and he helped her look for a house?

That's just exchanging money for goods and services. It's not like he's running a competitive charity.

How do you know?

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The Batman, crying? You gotta be kidding me!

Nope. You're actually the pundit on account of NOT having read the books!

Seconded. It's produced out of the city I lived in when I was a grade school fanboy so pictures of it were all over the local comic shops, and they really creeped me out.

One of the many reasons for defending Quesada is that he's kept it rolling in spite of sales.

Joey: I have to go now. New York  needs me.

Eh, they're funny that way. I mean they'll do local assassinations for a coin in a wishing well, but demand half the Iron Bank in exchange for sending someone across the pond.