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Bender Bukowski
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Well, if it's not the thin white douche!

Was there an award for most cognizant of irony?

You dropped the ball toward the third act, great start through.

It could go either way, really. It'll be like the end of The Graduate.

This is the line they're using on the facebook post for this article.

Those roaches had gotten everywhere - I poured a gallon of bleach into all the known hiding places, set off three bombs which was twice as many as my 2500+/- sq. ft place needed and then poured a gallon of ammonia on top of the bleach as they went off while holding my breath.

No one will believe you!

When Corpse Bride hit the local $2 theater I had just fumigated my apartment and figured it would be a good way to kill a few hours waiting for things to clear out.

Found her completely uninteresting over the course of the film, but then after the end reveal I rewound to the start and watched again seeing her in an amorous new light.

@avclub-28b1819668d7c62501acb9852cad10a9:disqus : Last year I saw him do a reading for his sequel to Snow Glass Apples at Bard college for free.

I would LOVE to watch her sing that.

Hey man, that's a Simpsons quote now. Show some respect!

I made you a pickle.

Ramsay definitely did sack Winterfell on his fathers orders - the last we saw of them the Iron Islanders were accepting his (false) offering of peace in exchange for Theon, and the next thing we saw the city was ashes.

Varys wants her nephew, not her. He can't be happy about the dragons w/them being magic and all.

Well, the hordes of zombies making their way South should keep everyone busy.

I'm not sure he has control over the Dreadfort at this point, based just on that.

He's drinking a pureed Jojen Reed, which has to be at least as badass as whatever Rickon is up to.

I was at a loss as to why Sam didn't just tell everyone about Craster's whole human sacrifice habit. I mean they were looking for an excuse to pick a fight anyway…