Don't forget the cobra theme!

What of it?

Wait, you mean people will pay good money for romance? I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that….

Well, he is in the desert.

There are Buddhist Nazis terrorizing Muslims in Burma at the moment.

Or simply go by the edited version outta King James? Seriously, the whole "killed by Roman hands at the bequest of Hebrews" is the most implausible fish story in the new testament  a book which includes magical fish appearing out of thin air.

You're going to keep eating it aren't you?

Malnutrition for most, bad teeth for all.

Everyone knows Danzig and Henry Rollins have been married for years:

At a loss as to why it was phrased "even Seth MacFarlane". He did have a pro gay-marriage episode of Family Guy in 2006 after all…

Probably for the best.

I'm watching Louis C.K. live in five hours and forty one minutes!

It's Chow-Dear.

Books about comedy written by comedians.

He got better, I think.

@avclub-28b1819668d7c62501acb9852cad10a9:disqus : I didn't read too closely to be honest, but every time I looked in he seemed to be visiting Kord via time-travel so it seemed like only a matter of time. Like how they've spent a year and a half trying to resurrect Giles in Buffy and Faith.

Why'd ya shoot the puppies, @avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus ?

Even though it's XKCD I totally thought they were gonna do it for the first dozen frames. But then, curveball!

Your gimmick is bad and you should feel bad.

Or to fantasize about it, anyway.