Did you read Larry Niven's modern version?

The cat had been dead for weeks by that point.

I was never sure how much English Rumi is him and how much is Coleman Barks - it's just unbelievable how contemporary he sounds. Fantastic either way.

I think I love this chick.

Pile on those mashed potatoes, and an extra chicken wing

Typical Vassar girl.

Did you see the wrestling commercial a few weeks back? He's filled out quite a bit. Stipe on the other hand has presumably been seeing the Mexican Non-Union equivalent of Magic Johnson's doctor for the last two decades.

Burning a Michael Stipe lookalike alive =/= squawking in a cage.

Yeah, answers that question.

If they would just have the parades after 2 PM it wouldn't be an issue.

He has a great bit about how if that girls father approached him w/violent intent he would just stand there and take it.

Cool story brah.

SHOW US WHERE BABIES FEED

Guys used to pay her $20 a throw until they gradually realized that they could get it for free.

I was hoping for a deep awakening, myself.

And moxie. So much moxie.

Well, they were bound to arrive at the fireworks factory eventually.

%1 and Silk Soy mixed at a 70/30 ratio w/a scoop of Body Fortress whey protein.

Leave the kid be, he's got moxie!

Well, that's why she flunked out of med school and had to become a hooker.