Wasnt there a story where Death and Destruction had a chat w/a teenager about to off himself at the WTC site? Could have sworn I read it but can't find any record of it.

That story where Matthew came back to life to brawl w/Anton Arcane one last time was all right, but yeah. The dreaming was mostly awful.

Also Eve, of whom they are an aspect. Which is probably why they kept a safe distance from her.

"You scarcely exist. You're a dream of a ghost of a memory of someone who, one suspects, never existed in the first place. Your death will hardly be a real death. None of you are truly dead until Morpheus himself is dead, are you?"

He discussed faking suicide to spare his family further shame via that very method, I read somewhere.

I went to school in Potsdam for a semester and urinated on the house in question. It had a ritualistic significance at the time which now eludes me.

Pam straight up flunked out. That's why they had her wear a Pratt sweater when she was helplessly berating the warehouse staff, to make her look extra pathetic.

Pam straight up flunked out. That's why they had her wear a Pratt sweater when she was helplessly berating the warehouse staff, to make her look extra pathetic.

Eh, they've worked through it before.

Eh, they've worked through it before.

It's improving. And the newest cover was like porn, in the most inoffensive sense of the word.

Marvel is giddy fun. The Punisher beat up Tony Stark last week and took his suit.

Who else had the networking to bag them THE Rob Liefeld?

It took them a year to get across the country to meet up in the Bayou. A guy in a wheelchair could make his way there and back twice in that long.

Someone should make a movie where she acts like that.

That double take when Barton says "I'M GOOD WITH BOATS!!!" was another priceless one.

HEY! Yeah. I got a message for you. You tell your friend Chan that the next time I see him around here, I’m going to turn him into my own personal hand-puppet.

Speaking as someone who loathes any fanfiction I don't write myself - this is adorable.

He used to ride a motorcycle and drink beer, so he's been to hell and back and is ready and able to save your soul.

Mad's website is a poor mans Cracked (how weird is it to say that?) but they do have their moments.