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Bender Bukowski
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I wonder what pulls in more cash at this point, their extended catalog or the royalties from every last syndicated and network airing of the South Park theme?

Apparently i'm the only one that didn't.

I listen to Bedlam every few weeks because it's the most intense metal I've heard in a decade.

He's not the kind to tell you just what you want him to.

Just found out Dave Mckeans amazing Vertigo Tarot deck got rereleased!

Is Brock Samson loveless, really? I took him for one of the more compassionate characters on the show, massive body count notwithstanding. And the conclusion of Operation P.R.O.M. made it clear he cares for his surrogate family more than he would ever admit.

He's in Spider-Man's body now pretending to be Peter Parker.

Time was screwy in Worlds End, but i'd like to think Morpheus's appearances coincided w/the conclusion of Brief Lives. He was a wholly benevolent presence when he showed up in these stories, probably trying to build up some good karma before…well, you know.

Weirdest one ever: I dreamed I was the son of a middle eastern diplomat driving around Virginia, and went to a Walmart just as Sam Walton showed up - whenever he made a store visit they would throw a huge party for him. So at some point I did something to offend his security and they beat the crap out of me in the

Those are so awesome.

It could be worse. When my deceased BFF shows up in my dreams he does it American Werewolf in London style. And by that I do not mean hirsute.

Totally irrelevant sidenote: Apparently gay boys can be vampire slayers in the Whedonverse. They just introduced one in the S9 Buffy comics who has basically superseded the title character.

@avclub-83de02c3cfc3634de1279cbc17a8fbae:disqus : that sounds SO cool.

She was a ginger, like Hob is drawn as sometimes. I kind of suspected he took an interest in her on account she was his bastard seed.

Yeah, I kind of am too. I grew in this awesome beard over the winter which unfortunately i'm gonna have to shave off for work in a day or two.

So he's proactive?

Why are we the only ethnicity that it's socially acceptable to direct racial slurs at in the US? Is it because we have latent neanderthal genes?

You just KNOW Louie read that and is rethinking his whole attitude toward stealing material. I mean it's inevitable that there's going to be an episode about this next season and were following every logical avenue it could possibly take.

I am SO offended right now.