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    In the first episode this season, Jon says there are 1,000 miles between Winterfell and King's Landing. Assuming that's even approximately correct, Dragonstone is near King's Landing, and Eastwatch is probably a couple hundred miles north of Winterfell.

    Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of that scene with Tyrion and Varys. That was dumb. They're worried she's going mad for executing traitorous lords? I hate how much they're whitewashing Tyrion and Varys to make Dany look more morally ambiguous. Y'all have been doing more dubious shit than this for the entire series.

    Or, more organically, literally anyone there might have mentioned they knew her. How was that not the first thing Gendry brought up? "Hey, I met your dad for 30 seconds!!!! Look how much we have in common!! Oh, right, and I guess your sister is my best friend or whatever"

    I wish they'd reversed the letter nonsense with her fight with Sansa to better justify why Arya was so suspicious.

    Nope, the HBO execs would gladly let them run the show forever. This is their cash cow.

    It'd sting worse if he hadn't threatened to murder his other son for the crime of being fat.

    Aw shit my dad and brother died defending my honor? And my other brother's at war now, along with the entire realm? God I guess I should do something about that but I really don't want to take a break from this sweet dragon dick.

    "The army of the dead is attacking any minute now!!"

    Ahhhh Littlefinger would be concealing it for her! Thank youuuu!!

    Out of curiosity, I read the leaked script summaries of the episodes that have already aired to see how they compare, and they were originally going to have Sansa act a lot more power hungry and ambitious all season. I was glad they went in another direction since that would be dumb, but now it seems like they're

    Dad was full-jerk; Dickon was only jerk-light at worst (and how could he not be, the way his name keeps egging him on like that?!)

    It's a hammer you fool!

    But they know the Walkers are coming to Eastwatch, which means that if they brought a corpe to Eastwatch, and put it in a box or something, it would probably eventually rise.

    Fan fiction with an incredible budget

    Good GOD I hope so. Though if that were the case, the camera probably would've panned to show us Littlefinger listening in on their incredibly contrived fight.

    "Holy shit! The dead could attack the Wall any moment now! Better head back…for a kamikaze mission that I of all people should recognize makes no sense, then travel 2,000 miles back south in the hopes I can convince a psychopath to act for the good of the kingdom, even though we've already established she could be

    Why not just bring a corpse and wait for it to rise?

    Which…what? THAT'S Littlefinger's master scheme?

    Especially when you already have 2 kids…

    God Rhaegar really was a douchebag. Poor Elia.