Really, as far as obnoxious teenagers go, Dana's pretty great. She's no Angela Chase or anything, but Claire Danes has clearly been teaching her a thing or two.

He was pretty subtle in Yentl, despite it being Yentl. Comparatively, at least. I know I've never not loved him in anything. Nor can I think of a time when I've seen him over-the-top.

I've said this before, but while I hated that miniseries, it's responsible for sparking my love of all things Damain Lewis. He's superb in it. He managed to not only make Soames sympathetic, but more sympathetic than any other character. Screw you, Irene!

Who Let the Dawes Out?

So it's more Some Like it Hot, minus the mob threat? Or quality? Got it.

So…Sarah Michelle Gellar then?

She was almost always impressive on Angel. That's, uh, that's pretty much it though.

Or, if they want to have it wherever they came from, they could still plan their wedding while in Michigan. My sister lives in LA and got married in NY. Not that big a deal.

Your wife gives ironic 5-star reviews on Netflix? That seems counterproductive.

For a long time I thought of Gerard Butler as that nice fellow from Dear Frankie. I don't think that anymore.

When did everyone start hating Jason Segel? They should really incorporate this stuff into the notifications system. It'd be great to stay updated on who I should feel embarrassed to like.

Just lazy poor people. They should be able to work themselves up to the top. In fact, help from anyone of any kind is a hindrance. Because people obviously exist in a vacuum, and social influence is something it is possible to be immune to.

The point is that she still managed to live a fulfilling life.

Maybe she was the thing coming out of the lake?

Good Will didn't go to the acquisitions case. John Michael Higgins would have advised him to seize the day, and we all know Knox Overstreet would have listened.

No, My So-Called Dawes

The first few years of a great show are worth watching regardless of how it eventually derails. The first season of Dexter is still excellent, even if the sixth is wretched.

Creepy? Why creepy? Dislike them all you want, but I'm not really seeing where that adjective is coming from.

"Aw, for me?"
"Don't sass me."

Said 1-star review, because it's amusing, and should be shared: