I was listening to werewolves and lollipops the other day and it made me wonder if the whole cancerAIDS thing came from Patton saying he wanted Paris Hilton to get cancer of the AIDS of the lymphoma of the eye? I think a biker was fucking it into her skull or something…..

Speaking of links…….they're still all fucked up in the spelling department.

No relation.

Whackity Schmackity DOOOOOO!

Come on A.V. Club, check your shit out!
Every track above is credited to Bob Willis & his texas playboys.

I'm pretty sure that last paragraph is missing an adjective…..

And what the fuck is up with putting that goofy ass emoticon in there. This guy is obviously a fucktard.

I've got to say, I'd felt like it was staying good until I went back and watch some of the older episodes and realized they were MUCH better. It could be that the shows just get better with repeat viewings, but the old stuff was fuckin' CLASSIC!

Col. Mustard FTW!

Yet another example of why the US Government sucks balls
I mean, these are the people we're relying on in an EMERGENCY!?!

I've said it before and will say it again (right now in fact), Better Off Ted is among the top five shows being produced for TV right now. It's really fucking good. AV Club, why is this show not being covered in the TV section?

Your point is in fact a major one. There's nothing worse than trying to enjoy an episode of Better off Ted on ABC.com and having to walk over and restart the video after every fucking commercial. hulu is one million times better.

Groing up in Bakersfield makes you both of those things…….well either that or a fucking nut job.

True or not that story is fucking awesome. I have to read that book now.

This is why New York sucks it
The fact that two utter and complete tools like these can not only exist but be considered successful and newsworthy really drives home why New York sucks ass in a total and complete manner. In any rational world this article would have ended in a revelation of the happy couple's home…

This is why ad-blocker plus is AWESOME!
I'd never seen this shit before in my life. Now I know this site, like all web sites, is funded largely by ads that I no longer have to watch, but come on A.V. club, you've got to admit that a program that allows someone to spend 50+ hours per week on the internet and never see…

I thought that said Who doesn't want to steal Dane Cook's monKey?

I've got two
Certainly the end of the Truman show (someone explain that one to me…) and Moulin Rouge……

Haters beware
IB is going to be fucking TITS!

Are you sure about the picture you chose to change to? There're some sick fucks on this site…