So stupid
Is the subtitle
'More cushion for the pushin'?
That would be awesome!

Green day is still tits
All the haters to the rear
Phish concert in back!

I stand by my decision to utilize the under appreciated Bros.

Those oldies but goodies
Thank you Warner Bros.
for access to so many
classic old movies

The Coen's
So many good films
we are always glad to see
the Coens working

Need a good quote from
arrested development
do the chicken dance!

I think we're only allowed to invoke the ebolAIDS fires when it's a FAILED firstie, not a legit (albeit not that interesting) one.

Well done Von Salsa, well done.

Gratzia the Jimbo, it's just how I roll.

HOT!

Yo are the god of FAILURE, and here's your heaping dose of ebolAIDS my failurific friend.

ebolAIDS for you my failariffic friend

Fiddy
Oh woe unto rap
Here comes some more fifty cent
worst is yet to come

Dude, my rant was too real for the internet. It straight shut me down….

What a fuckin' prick
That video pissed me off so much that I wrote a vitriol filled hate-o-gram to John Cojones or what the fuck ever and the comment board ate it. It was too hate filled and libelous to even be posted. Now I've calmed down a bit but I still want to say that that guy is what's wrong with America today…

Are those the topics for the next six weks?
Because wrapping Gram Parsons and Hank Williams together is a bit of a stretch.

I really wish this had been a failed firstie rather than the legit variety. I mean the fuckin' article actually mentions someone dying in a fire!

I like my sex like I like my chocolate, stuffed full of peanut butter and never, EVER white.

I went back and gave it another spin and I still say Lose Big is much, much better than Hungry Bird.

HAHAHA! Dude, that's what I was saying, just much more metal!