First Person Shooter is the worst X-Files episode ever.  But it does have one great moment.

Erectus Uncomfortblus!

But I'm white.

He was wet.
Wet?
Like he was peed on by R. Kelly.

Tagline: Who Fucked Rosie Larsen and all her Slutty Friends?

I'm hoping she followed in her Father's footsteps.

I overcame.

Thanks Sheila!

They deserved to win X Factor.

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Gentlemen, start your fapping!

Television With All The Sluts?

Extra Spoiler:  Anderson Cooper is GAY.

Extra Spoiler:  Anderson Cooper is GAY.

The truth is a penis.

The truth is a penis.

Why do you think they ended up in that prison?

Why do you think they ended up in that prison?

Is he there to put them all back in chains?

Is he there to put them all back in chains?