They were going for technologically advanced, but the costume designers had a very different idea of what "silicon valley" might refer to.

As a lifelong conservative, the only reason I hoped Cruz would stay in the race was to possibly get a contested convention that might result in the selection of a third candidate. I would not have voted for Cruz, but I will not, under any circumstances, vote for Trump.

On the other hand, the governor's mansion is in Springfield.

Untrue! The dialogue on the Dave Matthews Band bus is far less stilted.

A while back I came across some 20 year-old issues of Wizard, and was transported back to the days when fantasy casting was a popular pastime among comic book fans. It's pretty amazing that the actual movies that have come out are even better than what the Wizard writers dared dream of.

I'm charmed by your inadvertent suggestion that Thanos play the role of Chevy Chase.

There is no Christian yoga, but there is PraiseMoves. So now whenever my girlfriend tells me she's going to do yoga I look at her angrily and yell, "don't you mean Praise Moves?!?"

The thing that makes Fallon's show work boils down to the fact that there is a sense of joy. He loves what he's doing, and when he has fun with it, the guests and audience do too. In that sort of environment, it doesn't matter if the jokes are dumb or not; it's more about plugging into the infectious happiness.

Seen today on Twitter: "This amazing browser extension changes 'millennials' to 'kids these days,' instantly converting your thinkpiece back into a barstool rant."

Only when ?uestlove was out sick with the mumps.

Oh, man, when the studio sees how many cronuts she stuffed in her purse they're going to be pissed.

The Bible strictly condemns being a Covetous Caiaphas.

Every Michael Bay movie is a Flag Day genre movie.

It's a reference to this commercial.

Now I'm just waiting for Ryan Adams' cover of Toyomu's album.

Oooh, that's fun to imagine.

The only reason I get this joke is that my parents had to explain parts of Airplane! to me when I was a kid.

My biggest concern (particularly with Winter Soldier) was that they didn't understand that explosions are more affecting when they don't happen constantly. Wall-to-wall action leaves you numb.

I once visited Brooklyn, and as I walked past residences in Bay Ridge one night my mind added the sound of a lonely oboe. It was very wistful.

No, she works for the Postal Service.






She delivers letters, you see.