Not only that, it was so douchey that my brain replaced "read" with "written."

A Douche-co Inferno!

That has to be one of the douchiest articles I've ever written.

The problem is that there aren't many roles for tiny, manic pixie sprites in movies other than supporting buddy/pal roles or maybe a quirky heroine in a B-movie comedy.

Another quirky show reference
Chuck's decomposing dad was played by the guy who played Dr. Mike in NBC's "Ed."

Don't be too pissed - the 10 Commandments deal is a cop-out by people who want shorthand for "being good." Doesn't matter that 99% of the people who tout the Big Ten can't name more than half of them themselves.

Interestingly, for all of Ender's, Valentine's, and Peter's brilliance, Card can never do more than allude to it in the most general of terms. Well, not interestingly - boringly.

I've seen Tina Fey's high school photos. I don't lust after her.

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