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david caruso
avclub-e87d854bf396ac001e599a215f7651da--disqus

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This show may have cynical origins, Frank, but one thing it isn't (puts on sunglasses) is soleless.

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If his music career fizzles, Frank, he'll be just another (puts on sunglasses) man who fell to mirth.

If you didn't feel so under the weather today, Frank, I'd invite you to join this conversation (puts on sunglasses) about Munchausen's proxy.

With just one exception, Frank, the challenge in being a gimmick poster is in keeping the audience from getting (puts on sunglasses) Jaded.

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Now that you're divorced, Louis, odds are that at least one audience member will offer (puts on sunglasses) to eff you, C.K.

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Frank, that venue will never look the same thanks to (puts on sunglasses) that dill hole.

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Frank, this type of material only works if the script is in (puts on sunglasses) cherry condition.

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The further into the woods and the fuzzier Star Wars gets, Frank, the higher your chances of succumbing (puts on sunglasses) to the cochlear, in plants.

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Frank, it takes a man of little subtlety to coach the finer points (puts on sunglasses) of tearing her apart.

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Frank, his films took longer to catch on in his homeland, since there (puts on sunglasses) The Mirror watches you.

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Frank, it would take a confederacy of dunces for this to be considered (puts on sunglasses) a worthwhile Toole.

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Frank, if his work history teaches us anything, it's that you know (puts on sunglasses) you can count on him.

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Frank, it'll take a lot of Grants (puts on sunglasses) to round up a Lynch mob.

The problem with being a gimmick poster is simple (puts on sunglasses): everyone's a meta critic.

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Frank, it's the perfect Twilight product: hard to swallow, promising escapist fantasy (puts on sunglasses), but without any real spunk.

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With so much holiday-themed competition, he'd be wise to release his album (puts on sunglasses) before the flood.

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Since they tolled their bell for him, Mr. Phipps had to address (puts on sunglasses) his earnest lemming ways.

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Frank, this series will have worn out its welcome long before (puts on sunglasses) its sun sets.

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Frank, no one paying to see this (puts on sunglasses) should get their hops up.

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Frank, you may not agree with the blunt message, but at least they put a solid (puts on sunglasses) beat around the Bush.