Sounds like someone (puts on sunglasses) put the snark before the horse.

Looks like someone (puts on sunglasses) is going for the hard sell.

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Sounds like someone (puts on sunglasses) has a problem projecting.

Looks like (puts on sunglasses) someone's about to get rear-ended.

Looks like someone (puts on sunglasses) needs to cowboy up.

Looks like someone (puts on sunglasses) needs a pregnant pause.

Looks like (puts on sunglasses) that's mud on your face.

Sounds like (puts on sunglasses) someone got the finger.

Sounds like this dog (puts on sunglasses) found a new way to play dead.

I guess (puts on sunglasses) he developed a taste for something new.