Subbookkeeper: actually has 4 sets, even.

I just assumed she was, given that no one would willingly set a story in Wisconsin otherwise.

I just assumed she was, given that no one would willingly set a story in Wisconsin otherwise.

I had a dream that someone I work with was making my brother and me play this really boring, complicated card game. Then I was on a bus and everything was shaking violently.

I had a dream that someone I work with was making my brother and me play this really boring, complicated card game. Then I was on a bus and everything was shaking violently.

I got a personal pan pizza for each month that I read 10 books of 25 pages each (or one book of 250 pages, because I was a little showoff) and then a ribbon at the end of the year. So heck yeah, I remember Book It.

I got a personal pan pizza for each month that I read 10 books of 25 pages each (or one book of 250 pages, because I was a little showoff) and then a ribbon at the end of the year. So heck yeah, I remember Book It.

It's pretty impressive she saw John Carter flopping 7 years in advance.

It's pretty impressive she saw John Carter flopping 7 years in advance.

I saw (well, worked at) a polo match there once.

I saw (well, worked at) a polo match there once.

It's Carly Rae Jepsen, although I can't imagine where you were going with this.

It's Carly Rae Jepsen, although I can't imagine where you were going with this.

Something something Wheel in the Sky.

Something something Wheel in the Sky.

He paid through SOMETHING, yes.

He paid through SOMETHING, yes.

If they didn't interbreed, they may as well have been a separate species.

If they didn't interbreed, they may as well have been a separate species.

Wait, you're telling me that people from Ohio calling the space between the sidewalk and the street a "devil strip" ISN'T something that one episode of Criminal Minds made up?