There is, of course, a series of novels about the life and times of the one grassy knoll that showed up for a second in the Mos Eisley Cantina that one time.

I didn't know Book's first name either.

I didn't know Book's first name either.

Well I will NOW.

Well I will NOW.

We . . . are unlikely to ever be found at that sort of party. So I'm safe.

We . . . are unlikely to ever be found at that sort of party. So I'm safe.

No, which is kinda the point. Because not only am I cool with her list, I can actually remember who's on it, unlike her. She wouldn't dare feel awkward about mine because then where would she be?

No, which is kinda the point. Because not only am I cool with her list, I can actually remember who's on it, unlike her. She wouldn't dare feel awkward about mine because then where would she be?

Bizarrely enough, I just realized I have seen SEVERAL of his movies lately, what with my wife being a big fan and all. In fact, he is on her "list". A list that I, in fact, maintain, since a) she has a poor memory apparently and b) it's useful to have justification for openly drooling over random actresses.

Bizarrely enough, I just realized I have seen SEVERAL of his movies lately, what with my wife being a big fan and all. In fact, he is on her "list". A list that I, in fact, maintain, since a) she has a poor memory apparently and b) it's useful to have justification for openly drooling over random actresses.

It's pretty brutal, yup.

It's pretty brutal, yup.

Nah, "Jack Kleenex" was his cellmate.

Nah, "Jack Kleenex" was his cellmate.

The only place I have heard anything about this movie is here.

The only place I have heard anything about this movie is here.

I saw a few previews for it at various movie theaters. The phrase that came to mind was "relentlessly awful".

I saw a few previews for it at various movie theaters. The phrase that came to mind was "relentlessly awful".

TUNGSTEN CARBIDE DRILLS!?!