Best newswire photo ever.

Bob Pollard. Seriously.

"Today the president made a startling discovery about the darkness that consumes the very fabric of his being, a discovery that he is only too eager to forget, lest he risk exposing his already fragile psyche to the people around him." -applause break

Jay Leno's blood, that is.

I'm not sure "mouthbreathers" means what you think it does.

…would get cancelled halfway through his opening monologue.

The fact that Tompkins doesn't already have a late night show is further proof that the universe is indeed a cruel and horrible one.

Putin. You know he'd be perfect.

Look people, I think we're all just going to have to accept the fact that teenagers are HOT.

A bit touchy, aren't we?

Hannibal is so hot right now.

Nah, fuck him. I actually started cheering when that guard's baton came out.

I had been calling Alana an idiot all week in anticipation of her sleeping with Hannibal but then the camera lingered on his face right before the kiss and I just thought, "Yeah I'd hit that."

I'm pretty sure Bourdain has eaten people. YUM!

I had the same experience. Sat down to give the first episode a look, ended up watching the whole season in one day. My life is incredibly empty.

It definitely helps my theory that we are going to end up seeing an alive and earless Abigail.

It bother me to at beginning but i get use to it

Erections are supposed to be involuntary? Fucking news to me, man.

I'm pretty sure Hugh Dancy can fit through the bars of that cage.

Holy shit, dude. Yuck. Here's an up vote.